Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

i know i was with him

Still a virgin.√ Never smoked.√ Never drank alcohol.√ Never skipped a class.√ Never broke the law.√ Never got detention.√ Never Swore.√ Never Lied.√ Never Got Into A Fight.√ Put this as your status, and whoever likes it, thinks you’re lying … ohhh i get it, you want people to like ur status so that u feel badass for doing what the rest of the teenage population does

salma:

كيف هو جميل ان
يمكنك أن تؤلف قصيدة
واستخدام مترجم جوجل
لجعل نفسك تبدو وكأنها
يمارس الجنس مع الطنانة

How beautiful it is that
You can make up a poem
And use Google translate
To make yourself look like
A pretentious fuck

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